Why We Lost The Hunt Funny Hunting T-Shirt

The post-mortem everyone agreed on, eventually. The chart lays out the blame plainly: The Dog Disobeyed 50%, Bad Wind Direction 25%, Too Much Talking 15%, Missed The Shot 9%, and My Fault 1% — bold cream lettering with gold, red, green, orange, and blue bars on a dark ground. The percentages have been independently verified by everyone except the dog. Wear it to camp, the lease, or the breakfast where the story gets told again. Soft ring-spun cotton keeps it comfortable all day, and the ribbed collar with shoulder tape resists stretching.